What a strange world we live in. While some of us are up to our knees in snow, others are sweltering with 40 degree heat!
Something we can share though is a laugh. This is another one from my friend Julian. Can I please point out that not all aspects of this description apply to me!
If My Body Was a Car!
If my body was a car,
this is the time I would be thinking about
trading it in for a newer model.
I’ve got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and
my paint job is getting a little dull…
But that’s not the worst of it.
My headlights are out of focus
and it’s especially hard to see things up close
My traction is not as graceful as it once was.
I slip and slide and skid and bump into things
even in the best of weather.
My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.
It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.
My fuel rate burns inefficiently.
But here’s the worst of it,
Almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter,
either my radiator leaks
My Exhaust Backfires!